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All Paths Lead to Chaos

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A Darkened View of the Universe



A Darkened View of Life

A Darkened View of Life

A Darkened View of Life

A Darkened View of Life

A Darkened View of Life

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The Secrets of the Universe
For Dummies

Contents
Part 1: The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything
Part 2: Understanding Part 1
Part 3: Life, the Universe, and Everything
Part 4: Of Gods and Men
Part 5: Magic of the Mind
Part 6: The Meaning of Life

Part 1: The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything
Forty-two.
- Douglas Adams

Part 2: Understanding Part 1
Disregard Part 1.

Part 3: Life, the Universe, and Everything
Life
Life is the most dangerous disease known to man. There is a 100% chance that YOU will catch it. Life is sexually transmitted and always fatal.

Human beings are made up of three components:

  1. A spirit
  2. A soul
  3. A biological body

The biological body is exactly what you’ve been told about in school: brains, bones, bodily fluids, fleshy bits, etc., so we won’t worry about explaining all that trash. But when you think about it, the human body is pretty much the worst vehicle a person could buy. When you consider all the tune-ups, repairs, downtime, parts replacements, refueling, emptying, cleaning, and maintenance that the human body will require over its lifetime, then it really looks like a pain in the ass. If the human body was a used car, you wouldn’t buy it. You’d be sitting there with your buddy saying “Ah, one of those HUMAN models. Yeah, my cousin had one of those, to much upkeep; something’s always going wrong with those things. No wonder they are so cheap.”
Though most Bible-based Religious groups may tell you that there is no difference, The Bible, of all things, differentiates between the soul and the spirit.

Still in progress…


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John Doe is a poet, an artist, and a career psychopath (although his last psychiatrist claims that he is sane and should not return to his offices anymore). But being psychotic has it's advantages, it has given him a greater insight into the world (and beleive me, it's not pretty) and the pathetic species of ape-decended life-forms that currently inhabit it.

Stereotypes
I hate People who stereotype, you know why? Because I have the image of the trench coat Mafia (dress in all black, black leather trench coat, knowledge of guns and how to use them). And around school, that’s what people interpret me as. Just because I know how to make explosives using household objects, doesn’t mean I'm gonna blow the school up, right? I mean, Christ, I may look like an ornately psychotic person, but I really am not.
Stereotypes just show how stupid we as people are. Labeling all skinheads as Nazi’s is just as bad. I know a guy who is possibly the nicest guy I know, and he was a skinhead, doesn’t make him a Nazi does it? Same with skateboarders, people think skateboarders are hoodlums and shit disturbers. But in all fact, people like to single things out and make fun of things they think are beneath them.
Take me for example, even I do it. I hate “Preps” (people who are all GAP clothes and think they’re the shit). Does that make all preps bad? No. Hell, my friends are preps, technically makes me a hypocrite doesn’t it? Oh well, I could care less what anything you people think of me.
But yeah I hate society,… a lot! Over the next few months and such, I will be telling the way I see things, or rather what I think is wrong with the world and how to fix it.
Until next you read, fair thee well.
~John Doe