Dislikes: People calling him a Goth because he wears a trenchcoat, people who steal his nuggets, people who don’t like toast……..basically people in general.

Allen is a lady’s man, a man of deep intellectual thought, and a man who will never miss out on a chance to lay down an insult. He can word his way out of just about any situation, but more often than not, he will actually word his way into a much worse situation. He’s a very neat, clean type of person, and is frantically paranoid about the well being of his possessions, especially chicken nuggets, which (like toast) he holds in a kind of religious revere. He wears a trenchcoat, and wears dark sunglasses. It doesn’t matter what time of day it is, or what the weather is like, or even whether he is indoors or not, because completely and utterly refuses to take off either simply because of “inconvenient conditions of terrain”. Despite his manner of dress, and the way he acts and talks, he does profess that he does not, by any means, consider himself a Goth. He also claims to be a Samurai Warrior, but no one really believes him.

Dislikes: food you cant eat, when the T.V doesn’t show sex or violence, when his navel won’t cooperate, people who get to have more sex and watch more violence than him.

Norm was a serious jock in high school. But as a result of all the muscles he gained, he lost their equivalent in intelligence. Basically, he’s not too bright, but his simple plans of action and limited understanding of, well, anything, can sometimes be an advantage….yes….an advantage…….Basically he’s your typical All-American Redneck, which accounts for his affinity for sex, T.V., violence, and food. He claims that once he had almost gotten to have all of the above at once, but failed miserable, and painfully. Unlike his poor best friend Allen, who actually has to work for a living, Norm has lots of money, though he does not even realize it. You see, Norm made millions of dollars by playing the stock market over the internet, but thought it was a video game.

On theis site you will find articles related to the chaos that inhabits our world. Each article includes a quazi-moral that that will hopefully help us understand the world a little (and I mean little) bit more. You can also find images and pictures representing Chaos in its many forms. Also, there is the Darkened View page where you will find the twisted personal writings of both myself and my compatroit John Doe where we will deal with serious social and philosophical gibberish. Be sure to check out the New to Chaos page to find out what's new (obviously) and what strnage, tiwsted things are in the works.